I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits. If you don’t care, stop talking about it.Ģ0. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re stillġ9. Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacherġ7. Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.ġ6. After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…ġ5. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.ġ3. An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.ġ2. When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.ġ1. OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.ġ0. Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !ĩ. How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.Ĩ. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.ħ. Life is too short to be serious all the time. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.ĥ. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.Ĥ. I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.ģ. I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !Ģ. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.ġ.If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Cool whatsapp status free#
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